Anyone seen my Razor?

I need to Shave. Getting laid off really takes the wind out of my sails. Nobody yelling at me no motivation hot summer. Nothing to do but sip Iced Tea in my backyard and play guitar. Jason said he might take me out for coffee today so thats something to look foreward to at least. Beyond that I might make some dinner, maybe fire up the BBQ and cook up some chicken. My list of chores is a mile long but im getting tired of painting. So im gonna go pour another coffee and wait for my phone to ring.