Contemplate this on the Tree of Woe

Saturday, June 18, 2005

Well ive been getting all religious lately thinking about stuff. My idle hands getting the better of me and I was curious where exactly a sinner such as myself belongs, so i took this
Dantes Inferno Test

The results were startling.

Level 1 - Limbo
Haron ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Hahaha so i thought holy shit i better do something about my sinful life. So took the Belief 'O' Matic Test and discovered im a closet Liberal Quaker but my 100% score was Unified Universalist, which is a HERETIC among catholic organiziations. Oh well guess ill keep searching for salvation. But for fun anyone reading this should post their results.


Brass said...

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Very High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

Level descriptions:
Take the test:

gadget said...

Top Five "Faith" Options

1. Neo-Pagan (100%)
2. Unitarian Universalism (99%)
3. Scientology (98%)
4. New Thought (94%)
5. Mahayana Buddhism (93%)

thedeviluno said...

Hey gadget what part of hell did you end up in?

Kay-D said...

I'm going to the 7th level of hell...