Monday, June 27, 2005

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

In celebration of scientists fruitful research into Zombies I have provided some excellent undead linkage for the bored and otherwise not engaged.

Gone Bad is an on-going Web series, which, when completed will serve as a feature-length Internet film. "Episode One" of this series was featured at the Sundance Online Film Festival 2000, with "Episode Two" showcased at 2001's event.

On a personal note , I would like to urge all undead scientists to expediate this process so that me and my double barrelled12gauge shotgun can get to work. I have many canned food items to hold out for the apocolypse and access to a remote cabin complete with dank cellar and power tools. I am prepared for just these kinds of medical/scientific break-throughs. Anyone wishing to contact me in the event of the oh so predictable end of civilization can start heading towards Northern Canada and hope for the best. Never hurts to know a little Voodoo.


The Lazy Iguana said...

I love the Evil Dead series. I have all the movieson DVD, and the PS2 game "Fist Full Of BOOMSTICK", as well as the PS1 game just called "Evil Dead".

thedeviluno said...

Ash is the greatest anti-hero of all time.

jevanking™ said...

I saw this too. I have no idea what you two are talking about, but I am also "not privy to all the new shit," as the Dude would say.

thedeviluno said...

Theres this movie called evil dead, evil dead 2 army of darkness and you need to watch all of them.