Canada Day

Today is Canada day wether or not you are a canadian. We here in canada celebrate our multi cultural society by eating ethnic foods and gathering in parks to listen to free music concerts watch dancers dancing and end it all with a bang (fireworks).
It was a dark and stormy day and like most nuclear famillies i was not to be dettered by mother nature, not only do i have no respect for her i think she is a bitch. So i defied her by packing up some umbrellas and forcing the familly into the car. By the time we arrived at the park the storm had turned into some kind of wrathful old testament story, raining Frogs and cloven hoofed animals. There was pandemonium in the streets as the violent winds sent torrents of icy cold water crashing into the pedestrians. The four horseman were forced to dismount and find a good place to portage. Long story short I aborted the mission and went out for lunch at a pita pitt, thus getting my ethnic cuisine and avoiding what could have been the end of days.