Benefits of conversion:
Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.
Flying Spaghetti Monsterism
Saturday, September 03, 2005
Posted by The Devil Uno at 2:16 PM
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I want in. converted.
It is the tastier choice of religions.
yeah baby sign me up, watching tenticle porn outside the stripper factory with a nice hot one from the volcano on one hand, shlong in the other, sounds fuckin fine
well... all gods would logically be aliens... so what's one more noodle
Spaghetti only highlights the ridiculous postulations of our various esteemed preistly men of god bullcrap.
All hail the mighty divine Flying Spaghetti Monster!
He speaks to me. Juat now he reminded me to not forget the grated cheese.
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