Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Codes of conduct:
# Prayers are ended with the word RAmen rather than Amen.

Benefits of conversion:
# Like the great noodles they worship, Flying Spaghetti Monsterists have flimsy moral standards.
# Promise of a stripper factory and a beer volcano in Heaven.

Link To Wikipedia


Zanitram said...

I want in. converted.

thedeviluno said...

It is the tastier choice of religions.

b1alpha said...

haha, imagine spagetti and meatballs ! its like the time the curry evolved into a monster in Red Dwarf. But since its italian its a god, this must have come to someone in a dream, after a nice dinner with some tenticle porn and space channel on thier mind.

Anonymous said...

yeah baby sign me up, watching tenticle porn outside the stripper factory with a nice hot one from the volcano on one hand, shlong in the other, sounds fuckin fine

B said...

well... all gods would logically be aliens... so what's one more noodle

thedeviluno said...

Spaghetti only highlights the ridiculous postulations of our various esteemed preistly men of god bullcrap.

The Lazy Iguana said...

All hail the mighty divine Flying Spaghetti Monster!

He speaks to me. Juat now he reminded me to not forget the grated cheese.