Gravy Train

Wednesday, January 18, 2006

My sabbatical has dwindled to an end. Long have I worshiped at the unholy altar of sloth. I have a new master now, slave that I am to the almighty dollar. So it is with head held a little higher I begin a new stage of my life, the filthy, stinking, rich mill worker stage. Ski-doos, jet ski's, rusty pick-up trucks gun racks credit cards maxed catch the wife cheating on me when I get home from nightshift early become an alchoholic take up gambling, lose everything live on the streets as a hobo and eventually die. I'm looking foreward to it.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

con-grab-ulations devil, those ilde hands have had enough time to work their evil. now its to be the time of the calluse. hope you've got a pretty angel up on high, 'cuz your long days of softhanded, penis stroking are over, bub. im sure even now you can hear the whistle of the whip above & behind you, circling, waiting to crack the air and split yr flesh open... enjoy the privledge of having a masta'

Darth Forehand said...

Someday, when you've moved way up the Canfor ladder, you can to some useless subordinate, "Hey! What kind of answer is that?! Are you a millwright or a millWRONG!?" And then you can quit, knowing that was probably the cleverest thing you could've said at that moment.

thedeviluno said...

Random Bryce Fact:

Bryce sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Bryce roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

Zanitram said...

Way to Go! No more kids talking behind your back "thats the bum dad" and "I though mom's stayed home"

thedeviluno said...

Oh Zanitram you and your Neo conservative christian theology! kiss my pagan ass! you jesus lover. I was on sabbatical!!!!!11111eleven

The Lazy Iguana said...

I call it "FUNemployment". But sabbatical works too I suppose.

Good deal with the new job. You will have more money, but less time to spend it doing things you like to do.

Zanitram said...

Jesus loves you bryce.

b1alpha said...

Congratulations! Now our plans to move to NewZealand are moving according to plan. Well unless we get that movie thing goin on and all move to Florida.

./b

Anonymous said...

Hey at least you had a good run and you got to spend some crucial time with your daughter. How many fathers are able to do that. So fuck anyone who jests beyond that, they must not understand. Oh and Jesus does love you, but I am quite sure he thinks you are an asshole.