Food for Thought

Monday, March 05, 2007


I don't eat fish
I only eat species in common with myself
I have no respect for creatures lacking a vertebrae
its like .... evolve before you get on my plate
I eat only the most sophisticated life forms

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

dood... fish have vertebrae ;)
t

UNO said...

dood its a poem...i was talking about shrimp n stuff with no backbones

The Lazy Iguana said...

Shrimp = good.

The problem is you live in the frozen wasteland. You know, Ann Coulter says you are lucky that Canada is not invaded by a bunch of rabid New Yorkers.

Anyway, if you can get fresh shrimp right off the boat, they are good.

UNO said...

Yes we are so lucky....or are we?

The Lazy Iguana said...

Yes you are. Rabid New Yorkers are terrible. They flock to Miami when it is cold up north and complain about everything. It is all like "in New York we have __________" and "why can't this place have a deli like the one on 49th street in Queens".

And they steal all the packets of Sweet-N-Low off the tables at Denny's.

Anonymous said...

its ok to eat fish & your poetry needs work

Anonymous said...

man i love your poetry no worries dog!
J