American Society for Velociraptor Attack Prevention

Tuesday, April 22, 2008


Anonymous said...

Ah yes indeed ... being caught off guard by the arrival of spring can be quite imbarassing say if you are the only one in the neighborhood who hasnt gotten their lawn gnomes out of storage and refurbished. But not being prepared for the oh so delighful arrival of raptors ... well now that just a little more drastic. Instead of being the neighborhood slacker ... you could wind up that poor fucker with his instestine spilled all over the side walk ... thinking to yourself as the vicious eviceration is carried out "Dammit i knew raptor season was almost upon up ...i though i was goin gto be ready this year ..."
From the wastelands

pbinpg said...

I know what you are talking about.
Just got home from holidays and am missing a couple of cats and a female roomate. I swear that I heard a pack of the little devils running around the house last nite and decided not to go out. The bears in the neigborhood are living in terror as we speak.
It is I from stoner