Lots of food nothing to eat, half the reason I can never find anything to eat is because I let my wife do the grocery shopping. That being said she cant cook to save her life. She can bake a cake as fast as you can imagine, but ask her to prepare a meal? Forget about it. When we first started dating her idea of a ballanced meal was a can of tomatoe soup...with crackers. I insist that she buy the staples,coffee, bread, cheese, milk, creamer. After a cup of coffee and a grilled cheese sandwich meals can get pretty complicated. Sure i have plenty of condiments who doesnt? Ya those drawers are filled to the brim with carrots and celery. But what kind of a meal can you prepare for lunch with the contents of my fridge? Grilled cheese? I had that yesterday (and the day before and the day before) The three dozen eggs are for my kid, she can eat half a dozen eggs at one sitting. That doesnt leave much for me. I guess the only thing i can do is go out and do some grocery shopping of my own. Plan what im gonna eat ahead of time and then buy said items. Right now I could make one hell of an omelete and I probly should. But the thing is I dont want another fucking omelete or another grilled cheese or french toast. I want different food. Food i have never tried before or maybe have tried but a long time ago. Something Tasty, anyone else get tired of the same shit over and over again? Its why i force my wife to wear wigs and roleplay when we make love. I get bored, I want something different something sensational.
I want dishes that i cant pronounce with spices that men died trying to bring to me is that too much to ask for?
Nothing to Eat, unless you like Food
Saturday, June 11, 2005
Posted by The Devil Uno at 1:35 PM
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haha thx, I will supply the ketchup.
Wife wants to trade me and the cat for you Jason. Good trade?
I only approve that trade if I get to go with him.
keep reaching for the sensational Bryce, keep reachn'...but open your eyes, your mind, create a new sensation...you've got the right ideas
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