Well it's been a few weeks since I mowed my lawn. I started cutting the grass around the age of 10 and here we are nearly 30 and still pushing the damn mower. Well I blew a tire off the lawnmower last time I was mowing and I have no one to blame as I assembled the twice cursed machine. So I kept meaning to go to the hardware store and buy some nuts but never did until today I decided to hit up the Father-in-law. The wifes familly lives across the street from me and I mentioned the neighbors might be thinking I'm lazy if I dont get that grass cut. He fixed me up with some *Lock Tight *(Glue) and the necessary parts to repair the busted wheel. I worked up a real good sweat pushing the mower over the nearly 1foot tall jungle of clover I call a lawn. I even managed to forget a large patch of grass beside my living room window. Meh I was too damn tired to go back and fix it...nice thing about grass is it just keeps growing. Besides my neighbor just ripped all the sod off his front lawn so I figure im in good shape. I still want to plant corn in my front yard, is that so weird? at least I wouldnt have to mow the fucker and I get good eats at the same time. Its good to have land.
Saturday, August 06, 2005
Posted by The Devil Uno at 8:05 PM