I attended my staff X-mas party last night. Hardly anyone got naked and there was no naughtiness. Once and a while I believe it necessary to indulge in some serious fun. Tearing the badge of sin from my body and running down a street naked might be considered a public nuisance but hey, so is wearing clothes all the time. I guess I had high hopes and just like the crested wave my hopes were dashed upon the sharp jagged rocks of reality. I suppose I must wait for my fairy Godmother to grant me some kick-ass party.