A yogi and a Lawyer enter an Intersection......

Sounds like a bad joke right? The Sarrazin survived a horrific car accident. She had just finished teaching a Yoga class and was going about her typical day running errands, healing the sick, that sort of thing. She had entered an intersection with no visible stop sign and a sedan collided with her driver side door. In an ironic twist of fate, it was a personal injury lawyer that T-boned her. She was on her way to get a copy of her drivers abstract, he on his way to sue someone. Things worked out pretty well. The car was a write off and miraculously no one was seriously injured....except the lawyer, obviously.
My truck burned out its clutch and so I have had no wheels for going on 3weeks. Granted I could have fixed it at any time reaching into the void of consumer debt to solve yet another math problem. The longer I waited the more money I earn so it was not a priority until fate intervened at the worst possible moment.
Work has been alright but someone stole my red stapler. It was my red stapler and they took it. Taking a larger global view of the world I realized my carpool was bad for the environment, so I have decided to ride the community transport and get an extra hour of sleep a day. It might take longer but at least I will be well rested and have an excellent excuse to finally purchase a DS. Which I swear by Mitras Beard I will have for my own.
The Wii system I purchased for myself for xmas has been earning its wings everyday with the pack of hyenas I call a family. I havent been able to get within arms reach of the unit for fear of losing a hand. So considering it was supposed to be for "me" I call fraud on Christmas and demand a DS in recompense. I didnt even get an ugly sweater this year.... You listening Santa?