I went bowling tonight and totaly kicked ass. Its like God blessed me. I am like the Jesus. I'll admit I started off kind of shakey but its been years since I slipped my feet into the soft, sterile, leather soled slippers of King-Pins. I gave everyone bowling cool nick names like Hollywood and Princess, Turbo and Big-T. The juke box gave my hips a little extra juice that really put my skills over the top. I had so much fun I'm gonna make 'Rolling' a regular thing. The jugs of beer were refreshing and improved my game ten-fold. I just gotta buy a sassy shirt and I'm good to go.
You don't fool Jesus.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Posted by The Devil Uno at 11:10 PM
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So you're good at handling the balls eh? hm... do you have any polish in you??.. want some??
:O
oh and Jesus loves you
Jesus saves
Bowling? Jesuscentric! And I don't know if it's because I'm delusional or actual fact, but my game always seems to improve after that first pitcher is done.
jesus may love you... but everyone else thinks you're an asshole!
love bowling. so much fun!
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