I went bowling tonight and totaly kicked ass. Its like God blessed me. I am like the Jesus. I'll admit I started off kind of shakey but its been years since I slipped my feet into the soft, sterile, leather soled slippers of King-Pins. I gave everyone bowling cool nick names like Hollywood and Princess, Turbo and Big-T. The juke box gave my hips a little extra juice that really put my skills over the top. I had so much fun I'm gonna make 'Rolling' a regular thing. The jugs of beer were refreshing and improved my game ten-fold. I just gotta buy a sassy shirt and I'm good to go.
Friday, August 26, 2005
Posted by The Devil Uno at 11:10 PM