I decided to go for a nice walk to the mall. I slapped the headphones on and cranked the volume up for a nice jaunt to the mall on a cool september afternoon. I had the hipping and the hopping the bipping and the bopping. I bought a delicious dakeri strawberry flavoured Sobe drink. I placed it in a durable grocery store bag and started the walk home. Im not 5 steps out of the mall and my giant strawberry dakeri flavoured sobe drink tears through the bag and I watch in horror as time slows down and the bottle spins once end over end before shattering on the cement parking lot. I felt like a kid who lost his ice-cream cone. I just stood there in the parking lot in shock. Finally I decided I wasnt going to go back and that I should just keep going forward, I tried to cross the parking lot and a car full of punk ass kids honked their horn at me. I guess I was kind of shuffling my feet still being dazed from the tragic Sobe incident. Instead of burning with rage and profanity as is my usual modus operandi I decided to feel compassion for them. Zen all the way baby. The shattering of my pink beverage was a catalyst for a mental ascention to a place where I can forgive punk ass bitches.
Saturday, October 01, 2005
Posted by The Devil Uno at 1:26 PM