My Conspiracy

Tuesday, November 22, 2005

A secret can never be perfect for it is not truth. When you paint a fence you do not hide the wood, only change the way it is seen. Many of us notice when something is not quite right. I will tell you a tale of one of the greatest conspiracies of the western world. Its called "HollyWood" and like a painted fence everyone can see it clearly. This fence is actually a prison which keeps us all slaves to the oppressive corporate regime that has established itself under the guise of democracy and is currently doing everything in its power to keep the ordinairy citizens of the world feeling an abysmal hunger for self gratification. A hunger that can never be satiated. A fantasy that all misery can be replaced by bliss if you smell like Jennifer Lopez or drive James Bond's car. Pay no attention to the government taxation, war, waste and hidden black book agendas.So hollywood film studios have been in bussiness a long time now. They have talent, actors and singers and dancers that are all employed in one way or another under a contract. This talent must be trained to perform wether it be voice lessons or accents or physical conditioning. Actors agree too cut their hair, alter diets, gain weight, lose weight they agree to undergo cosmetic surgery and have that nose fixed, boobs enlarged, lips injected, cheeks raised, wrinkled removed and all this is common knowledge. My conspiracy is the Faustian use of A-List and B-list actors. What are these lists? and why are some better actors working in low budget television while some so called thespians perform in the biggest so called smash hits. The answer is simple. Most people are too stupid to notice ergo keep the actors sexy and scandal free. Most especially scandal free. If Gods are as fallible we cannot worship them. It can be argued that most A=List hollywood actors have a scandal or two in their closet however these are usually modest mistakes that most people can forgive. Did you know that handsom Tom is dating some apple pie princess from some syndicated teen drama? Yes the shiny lure has a bigger hook than the thousands of political prisoners and the starving babies that your government works so hard to keep locked up and hungry on the down low. While corporations bankrupt employee pensions and steal gramma's pills; the investors and directors live in yachts and golf in different countries. Why has no one started a revolution to end what can only be described as the most corrupt system of law ever seen. They hide behind a wall of bimbos. Its all so very distracting. Corporate enforcers hand out punitive fines for speeding while being late for a slave job, simultaneously protecting the enourmous factories as they pollute the ecosystem and poison the children of said late employee. The asthma scourge of the industrial nations the diseased rivers and fish the landfill and toxic high profit steroid injected meat. It all comes back to hollywood. You just dont notice. Sometimes people get angry with magicians. When they know they have been tricked they will erupt violently and lash out at the trickster. It is important to keep the population distracted, misdirected at all times and hollywood both feeds our appetites for consumption but also distracts us from the larger issues facing us as a people. It is the false idol of our attentions. I could go on for hours but im getting bored now cause I already know all this stuff and Im guessing you did too deep down.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I kind of like this. U should send it in to the Georgia Straight. It will very likly get published and u will be another hack hated by the establishment. Beware men in black suits

Anonymous said...

yes I knew all that. ;P

The Lazy Iguana said...

Im sorry, could you repeat all that? I was watching Star Wars III on DVD and missed most of what you said. The movie is on pause now.

Darth Forehand said...

As Chomsky says, "Coercion is to a dictatorship as propaganda is to democracy."