So I did get that stat I was thinking about. Its today, Im getting paid to sit at home. Two days of work almost killed me. Honestly the things I do for money. Like right now Im trying to get the best value from what would normally be a grueling shift under the slave masters of the salt mine. Instead of a crackling whip I am treating myself to the sounds of this virtuoso fucking guitar prodigee Erik Mongrain his music trancends ordinary human abilities. The term godlike seems relevant. Ok moving right along. Im thinking of going for a walk to StarBucks and grabbing me a java grande. I must waste this day in the most indulgent way I can. Though my natural inclination is to brood darkly in self serving pity. I will fight this instinct and maximize my free time. There will be deeds done as I have promised. Devils deeds I say. Drinking coffee and um .... I should really re-name my blog. Who am I kidding? Im about as evil as the mold that grows in shower grout.