Chain Mail

Friday, February 16, 2007

I get enough spam and junk email to sink a electronic ship of undetermined size and space. Once and a while I get one that was worth the read. So since I dont email and I dont think Gmail even has a forward option, I will post it here.


A "heads up" for those of you who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you.

Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, making it impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowe's. You agree and they get in the back seat.On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen September 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the
15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th. Also October 1st, 3rd, twice on the
7th, three times just yesterday and then again next Thursday.

So be careful out there!


The Lazy Iguana said...

Has this scam reached South Florida yet? I should go to Home Depot and investigate.

But first I will rent a 15 passenger van.

Darth Forehand said...

On the 15th, 16th, 18th, 20th...